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　　有哲理的英语笑话01.你的妻子掉出去了Terrible

　　On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

　　在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个农民靠边停车，说：“先生，你意识到你的妻子在几公里前从车上掉下去了吗?”农民回答说：“感谢上帝，我还以为我聋了呢!

　　有哲理的英语笑话02.Your room

　　There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it!

　　You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!"

　　So the bellman said very politely, "Madam,this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"

　　有一位乡下妇人进城去。她到一家旅馆登记住宿后，对提行李的服务生抗议说：「你们怎么可以给我这么小的房间，既没有窗户也没有床!你们别以为我不常旅行就想骗我!我要找你们经理申诉!」那个服务生很客气地回答：「夫人，这里不是你的房间，这是电梯!」

　　有哲理的英语笑话03.A drunk

　　A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. www.jiemnegdaquan.cn

　　"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

　　However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

　　一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”

　　然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后座上。”