愚人节的英语笑话精选五则

 愚人节的英语笑话精选五则，来看看，乐一下：

01.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)

02.The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”

听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”

妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

03.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

04.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

05.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中

以上便是愚人节的英语笑话精选五则，有趣吧？