愚人节的英语笑话精选五则
2014-03-31 17:17 [查查吧] 来源:www.chachaba.com愚人节的英语笑话精选五则,来看看,乐一下:
01.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)
02.The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”
医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”
听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”
妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”
03.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
04.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
答:are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
05.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中
以上便是愚人节的英语笑话精选五则,有趣吧?