英语幽默笑话三则推荐

英语幽默笑话三则推荐如下，看看这些笑话吧，学好英语很重要！

01.Pig or Witch 猪还是女巫

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪!!”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫!!”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。

02.A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it rained.

一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处进行拍摄。一天，一个印度老人来到导演面前对他说：“明天会下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。

A week later, the Indian went up to the director again and said, "There will be a storm tomorrow." The next day there was a storm.

一周以后，印度人又来了，他告诉导演说：“明天会有暴风雨。”果然，第二天有暴风雨。

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

“这个印度人真神，”导演说。他告诉他的秘书去雇佣这个印度人来预测天气。

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

然而，几次预测天气成功之后，这个印度人连续两周没有露面。

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot an important scene tomorrow," said the director. "And I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

最后，导演派人把这个印度人请来了。导演对他说：“我明天必须拍摄一个很重要的场景，全都指望你了，明天天气如何啊?”

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."

这个印度人耸了耸肩说道：“我不知道，我的收音机坏了。”

03.Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.

大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

“但是警官”这个人说道，“我可以解释的”。

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."

“保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。

"But ,officer, I …."

“但是，警察，我，，，”。

"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

“我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”

A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他会带着一个愉快的心情回来的。”

"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."

“你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。